Internship Stories Vol. 2

So its time for another crazy phone line story I have heard on the phone line of my Talk Show internship. On this day we had posted a message looking for survivor stories. So I got a call and the caller told me "yeah I got a survivor story, how many times does it take to get it right!". I paused but finally I asked "huh?". The man then explained that he had cheated death five times. He first got hit by a car, walked away from it. Second he overdosed on cocaine. Third a tornado wiped out his entire street and most of the deaths in that storm where from his street, he lived. Fourth, he survived a night with a 106.4 temperature. But the icing on the cake was his final story. He nonchalantly said "oh yeah I got in a fight with the Grim Reaper". I was perplexed and asked him to elaborate on that story. "Well I was laying on my couch, and you ever seen that movie 'Ghost'?". I replied I had and he continued. "Well it looked like the demons from that movie, I saw death crawling on the ceiling and then it made me feel like I had this extreme pressure in my chest so I feel to the floor". I interrupted again and had to ask "um where you on any kinds of substances when this happened?". He said that he was sober and that he finally got the strength to get to the bathroom where he "puked out half the blood in his body". But it seems that The Grim Reapers super bear-hug of death finishing move couldn't stop this guy! Well that's all I have right now, keep checking back! DERP!!!!